April 2007
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Snorkeling in the Keys
I love to travel. I just don’t do enough of it at the moment. But when I do, one of my favorite places to go is down to the Florida Keys with my snorkeling gear, a bathing suit, and a cooler full of Coronas (and limes, and, oh, don’t forget the bottle opener!). [...]
Microsoft balking at Google purchase of DoubleClick
It was inevitable, really, if you think about it. For years, Microsoft has been the center of antitrust and monopoly conversation around the world. People complain that their operating systems are too widespread, software is too tied in with Windows, documents made in Office need to be opened in Office, you name it, someone has [...]
Headlines from the year 2029
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. Minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia’s third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies [...]